The "Game of Thrones" season two finale begins the way "Lost" began -- and ended, for that matter -- with an eyeball, real close up, looking around.
Except here, we see reflected in the eye what it's looking at. First fire. Then cloaked figures. And then....Maester Pycelle! He's like a bad penny, that one, he keeps turning up.
It's Tyrion's eye. He gets one good look at Pycelle and roars for his squire Poddrick, who comes running into the dingy little chamber where Tyrion is lying, his face all bandaged up, mummy style.
"Find Bronn or Varys. Tell them I am here with Maester Pycelle. Tell them I am very much alive!" he says.Paintings for sale shortwigs buy paintings original painting art.
Yay! See -- I told you they couldn't kill Tyrion!
Maester Pycelle, oozing smug, explains that Stannis was defeated by Tywin Lannister, and that these dingy little rooms are Tyrion's new chambers. "A little cramped, perhaps, but you don't need much room, do you?" he snorts. He's enjoying this way too much.
Oh, and Tyrion isn't hand of the king anymore.
Pycelle flips a coin onto Tyrion's bed. "For your trouble,as the third generation of Air Max and Nike air max 90 marcjacobsshoes is one of classic Nike shoes shoe." he snarks. (Which is, of course, what Tyrion said/did to the whore who sold out Pycelle to Tyrion a few episodes back.)
Cut to the stones of the throne room, where a heaping pile of horse poo goes splat on the stones -- just as Tywin Lannister rides his great white charger into the room and in front of King Joffrey. (Query: How do you get a horse to do that on cue?) Tywin, of course, can ride a horse down the stairs as easily as he appears able to do anything else. Joffrey declares him the saviour of the city, and the Hand of the King.
Tywin takes the hand pin from a page, nods his head in thanks and rides right out again. Tywin,What to consider before you buy gemstonebeads. you have to hand it to him,Whether you going to practice and need athletic shoes and a sport bag or just lounging at the house benebags and PUMA clothing have got you covered. is cool.
Next up: Baelish. In exchange for saving Joffrey's hide by roping in the Tyrells, he gets Harrenhal, "and all its attendant lands and incomes, to be held by your sons and grandsons until the end of time."
Baelish grins and says he must acquire some sons and grandsons. Applause all around from the court.What is a real bargain? The answer is where to find puma christianlouboutinboots00 2011.
And finally, we get a pretty little pageant: Joffrey calls Ser Loras forward and says that he can ask anything of the king for his assistance in battle. Loras asks Joffrey to marry his sister, Margaery, still an "innocent" despite her marriage to Renly -- and who's conveniently standing right there in a dress she magically borrowed from J. Lo, pop-up breasts, exposed navel and all. Who know they had double-sided tape back in Ye Olde Day?
Except here, we see reflected in the eye what it's looking at. First fire. Then cloaked figures. And then....Maester Pycelle! He's like a bad penny, that one, he keeps turning up.
It's Tyrion's eye. He gets one good look at Pycelle and roars for his squire Poddrick, who comes running into the dingy little chamber where Tyrion is lying, his face all bandaged up, mummy style.
"Find Bronn or Varys. Tell them I am here with Maester Pycelle. Tell them I am very much alive!" he says.Paintings for sale shortwigs buy paintings original painting art.
Yay! See -- I told you they couldn't kill Tyrion!
Maester Pycelle, oozing smug, explains that Stannis was defeated by Tywin Lannister, and that these dingy little rooms are Tyrion's new chambers. "A little cramped, perhaps, but you don't need much room, do you?" he snorts. He's enjoying this way too much.
Oh, and Tyrion isn't hand of the king anymore.
Pycelle flips a coin onto Tyrion's bed. "For your trouble,as the third generation of Air Max and Nike air max 90 marcjacobsshoes is one of classic Nike shoes shoe." he snarks. (Which is, of course, what Tyrion said/did to the whore who sold out Pycelle to Tyrion a few episodes back.)
Cut to the stones of the throne room, where a heaping pile of horse poo goes splat on the stones -- just as Tywin Lannister rides his great white charger into the room and in front of King Joffrey. (Query: How do you get a horse to do that on cue?) Tywin, of course, can ride a horse down the stairs as easily as he appears able to do anything else. Joffrey declares him the saviour of the city, and the Hand of the King.
Tywin takes the hand pin from a page, nods his head in thanks and rides right out again. Tywin,What to consider before you buy gemstonebeads. you have to hand it to him,Whether you going to practice and need athletic shoes and a sport bag or just lounging at the house benebags and PUMA clothing have got you covered. is cool.
Next up: Baelish. In exchange for saving Joffrey's hide by roping in the Tyrells, he gets Harrenhal, "and all its attendant lands and incomes, to be held by your sons and grandsons until the end of time."
Baelish grins and says he must acquire some sons and grandsons. Applause all around from the court.What is a real bargain? The answer is where to find puma christianlouboutinboots00 2011.
And finally, we get a pretty little pageant: Joffrey calls Ser Loras forward and says that he can ask anything of the king for his assistance in battle. Loras asks Joffrey to marry his sister, Margaery, still an "innocent" despite her marriage to Renly -- and who's conveniently standing right there in a dress she magically borrowed from J. Lo, pop-up breasts, exposed navel and all. Who know they had double-sided tape back in Ye Olde Day?
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