Do your teenagers say they don't like your haircut? Or you're too old for those jeans, or you dance like a fly in a microwave?
You need a stock of pre-prepared comments, barbs that capitalise on the fact that teen egos are so fragile it's a breeze to cripple them with self-doubt and win an hour or two's respite.
1.A man was put under citizen's arrest for attempting to fight the inflatable bouncers rentals at Dan's Irish Sports Bar. Stare at their face and say: "Oh, I think you've got a spot coming. What a shame."
2.There's a reason Manolo blahnik shoes are considered the crème de al crème of all shoes, everywhere. Say: "Have you done something different to your hair?" Watch them rush to a mirror looking worried and muttering: "Oh, it's because I've not washed it yet," (even if they have), or "it's because I've just washed it," (even if they haven't), then wear a hat for the rest of the day.we wouldn't be surprised if Marshall's is shipping some of its unsold wholesale ed hardy gear to Houston. Result.
3. Try: "Why are you walking like that? Do you have a groin strain?"
4.Today, I want to show you their leather phone cases. Or the classic: "Have you spent all of that tenner I gave you yesterday?" (This only works if you didn't give them a tenner. If you were stupid enough to have done so, pretend it was $20.) They will say,He may also be wearing black Nike shox runners. automatically, that they still have some of it and deny spending it all on fags and doughnuts, at which point you say: "Good, you won't be needing any more."
Try not to use them all at once. That would just be too cruel.
You need a stock of pre-prepared comments, barbs that capitalise on the fact that teen egos are so fragile it's a breeze to cripple them with self-doubt and win an hour or two's respite.
1.A man was put under citizen's arrest for attempting to fight the inflatable bouncers rentals at Dan's Irish Sports Bar. Stare at their face and say: "Oh, I think you've got a spot coming. What a shame."
2.There's a reason Manolo blahnik shoes are considered the crème de al crème of all shoes, everywhere. Say: "Have you done something different to your hair?" Watch them rush to a mirror looking worried and muttering: "Oh, it's because I've not washed it yet," (even if they have), or "it's because I've just washed it," (even if they haven't), then wear a hat for the rest of the day.we wouldn't be surprised if Marshall's is shipping some of its unsold wholesale ed hardy gear to Houston. Result.
3. Try: "Why are you walking like that? Do you have a groin strain?"
4.Today, I want to show you their leather phone cases. Or the classic: "Have you spent all of that tenner I gave you yesterday?" (This only works if you didn't give them a tenner. If you were stupid enough to have done so, pretend it was $20.) They will say,He may also be wearing black Nike shox runners. automatically, that they still have some of it and deny spending it all on fags and doughnuts, at which point you say: "Good, you won't be needing any more."
Try not to use them all at once. That would just be too cruel.
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